rectals

rectal palpation photos

enjoy!

yes those are shoulder high gloves
yes those are real live cows
yes some of them were pregnant. thats what the palaptions were for, pregnancy testing
yes we were covered in shit from fingers up
yes it was heaps fun!
in one cow we even felt the feotus move when we poked it

too bad we didnt get a good shot showing how far in the cow we were
just picture it in your mind
us small girls with our arms shoved up a cows rectum all the way past the biceps

it was nice and warm especially since it was a cold day

also, the perisaltic waves were bone crushing

i love my profession

dont you?

boredem makes u do silly stuff...but the irresitable urge to occupy your time with something else rather than study, now thats the biggest ever stimulus for doing stupid stuff
like this for example!
to spice things up a little, im gonna do blue for the things ive done. and red for the things i oh-so-wanna-do-before-i-die-at-the-ripe-old-age-of-90.

100 Things

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink (i wish i could be on the receiving end tho)
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain (oh yeah! and i didnt get altitude sickness either!)
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula (ive held lots of other icky scary stuff though, especially of the reptilian kind)
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said “I love you" and meant it!
09. Hugged a tree (i AM turning into a greenie)
10. Bungee jumped (that and sky diving, gonna do them in the near future, anyone care to join)
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game (sing swing low sweet chariot with me one more time!)
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby’s nappy
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower (do a couple of falling starts count?)
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse (well, technically it was a greyhound, but hey, its just a completely different species rite?
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can (everyday, as much as i can)
32. Held a lamb (hahaha, now this is something i do on a regular basis)
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day (it was an indian accent of cos!)
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment (no problems with this one!)
39. Visited all 7 states and territories in Australia
40. Taken care of someone who was drunk
41. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
42. Watched wild whales
43. Stolen a sign (it was a bus sign with my jersey number on it)
44. Backpacked in Europe (yes please!)
45. Taken a road-trip
46. Gone rock climbing
48. Midnight walk on the beach
49. Gone skydiving (refer to 10)
50. Taken a train through Europe
51. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
52. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table, and had a meal with them
53. Milked a cow (we call this 'wet-dry' to test for the lactation status of the cow. And yes, ive tasted milk fresh from a cow, warm and not too bad actually)
54. Alphabetized your CDs (never done, will never do)
55. Sung karaoke
56. Lounged around in bed all day
57. Gone scuba diving (i intend on getting my dive cert over this summer)
58. Kissed in the rain (lucky marzo)
59. Gone to a drive-in theatre
60. Started a business
61. Taken a martial arts class
62. Been in a movie
63. Crashed a party
64. Gone without food for 5 days
65. Gotten a tattoo
66. Got flowers for no reason
67. Performed on stage
68. Been to Las Vegas
69. Recorded music
70. Eaten shark
71. Buried one/both of your parents
72. Been on a cruise ship
73. Spoken more than one language fluently
74. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
75. Walked the Sydney Harbour Bridge
76. Had plastic surgery
77. Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
78. Wrote articles for a large publication (define large?)
77. Lost over 50 kilo's
79. Piloted an airplane
80. Petted a stingray
81. Broken someone’s heart
82. Broken a bone
83. Eaten sushi
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Parasailed
86. Skipped all your school reunions
87. Shaved your head
88. Caused a car accident
89. Pretended to be "sick"
90. Surfed in the ocean
91. Saved someone's life
92. Fainted
93. Been in the room while someone is giving birth (i was present at my own birth)
94. Hitchhiked
95. Adopted a child
96. Been caught daydreaming
97. Been to Ayers Rock (its called Uluru now)
98. Called off a wedding engagement
99. Donated your blood (i tried, the put the needle in so many times it left a scar, apparently my veins are too tiny?)
100. Become a follower of Jesus Christ

thus ends a boring night
good night! and study hard!

cant wait for christmas!

Children sleeping
Snow is softly falling.
Dreams are calling
Like bells in the distance.

We were dreamers
Not so long ago.
But, one by one
We all had to grow up.

When it seems the magic slipped away,
We find it all again on Christmas Day.

Believe in what your heart is saying,
Hear the melody that's playing.
There's no time to waste,
There's so much to celebrate.
Believe in what you feel inside,
And give your dreams the wings to fly.

You have everything you need
If you just believe.

Trains move quickly
To their journey's end.
Destinations
Are where we begin again.

Ships go sailing
Far across the sea.
Trusting starlight
To get where they need to be.

When it seems that we have lost our way,
We find ourselves again on Christmas Day.

Believe in what your heart is saying,
Hear the melody that's playing.
There's no time to waste,
There's so much to celebrate.
Believe in what you feel inside,
And give your dreams the wings to fly.
You have everything you need

If you just believe
Just believe